mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
me: the father of my children
I think Roger Waters is more attractive now then...
behind-a-wall-of-illusion: I mean lookit this foxy grandpa
Cuando hacen un parto en una novela y el bebé nace...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open