Me: I'm going to crush on someone realistic and my age
Jimmy Page: Nope.
Paul McCartney: I don't fucking think so.
Jim Morrison: You wish
Robert Plant: No, babe.
George Clooney: Fuck No.
Colin Firth: No, Love.
David Gilmour: eh, no.
Roger Waters: No fucking way.
Most girls: There's this really hot guy and he's totally gorgeous and he's my age, he's perfect. And he's a model.
Me: There's this really hot guy and he's totally gorgeous and he's old enough to be my grandfather, he's perfect. And he's a musician.