some girl: my crush at school doesn't like me back ;/
me: a 67 year old man doesn't like me back
Me before Tumblr: I greatly admire the Beatles. They influenced the world in many ways, and songwriting team of Lennon/McCartney was arguably the best the world has ever known. George Harrison's quiet wisdom gave the band a certain allure, and of course, they wouldn't be the same without the consistent, reliable drum beats of Ringo Starr.
Me after Tumblr: Omg Pol you're such a slut quit being a woman i love you oh god. THERE GO MY OVARIES. John why can't you just make out with him already I mean really omfg. Joj why must you be so awkward omg do you ever stop eating? RINGO YOUR CROTCH omg bb ilu so much omfg. OVARIES OMG FUCK.
When people argue via Facebook status.
My earliest memory of my dad is probably of him somewhere in a garden covered in...– Dhani Harrison (via itwastwentyyearsagotoday)
I suppose to most people I’m probably seen as an amiable idiot… a genial twit. I...– Keith Moon (via puckherberry)
I've got the moves like Townshend.
sherlock-homeslice: Which I feel are more impressive.